Darn. Unintentionally took a 6 hour afternoon nap and woke up at midnight. Pretty much worst case scenario for my sleep habits.

Going through my old Spotify playlists and seeing how many greyed out tracks there are reminds me of why I like to buy my music

That makes two record players I've bought after Techmoan reviews

I didn't know what to do with myself all night so I watched that hour long video on minidiscs from Techmoan and now I still don't know what to do with myself

so now I have X as the gender marker on my driver's license, that didn't take long

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Walked past a speed check sign and apparently gay walking is about 6 km/h


not to be Hot Sauce Guy but a burrito chain near me just launched a carolina reaper sauce and I've been having a craving..

Me, Canadian: "Yeah buddy, no worries."
Me, Canadian, after traveling in NZ and meeting some aussies: "Nah, yea bro, no wukkas."

I'm broken and indecipherable at home now.

the owner of the nicest ip address is on CenturyLink

Ever create a WIP commit at the end of the day that's so messy you feel bad about pushing it to the remote? It'll be squashed before merge, but still..

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Cottagecore folks and city-obsessed hipsters get along because they've both been deeply traumatized by suburbia

Watching a meeting and the auto transcribe took the words "kernel bypass" and turned it into "cannabis"

One of my coworkers typoed "generate" as "genewate" and long story short we're reading the kubernetes docs through the UwU extension now

Tiff boosted

new kickstarter announced for .bunny gtld

funder perks include:
- yourname@bunny email address, guaranteed to cause MTA issues everywhere
- access to my stash of rabbit gifs
- rabbit sized knitted hat

stretch goal:
- also registering .bune

Why do working holiday visas have age limits? I am just as incapable of taking time off from work as I was when I was a youth

Any recs for a laptop available in Canada with 5G and a good x86 CPU and at least 8 gigs of ram?

I did not expect to live this long and I am totally unprepared for this current midlife crisis

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