my rice cooker has 3 minutes left and I'm holding myself in front of it with a bowl and a spatula with an eagerness that eclipses waiting for the mailman

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Saw fireflies for the first time tonight. I can see why they're called that. At first I thought they were embers floating from the fire pit until I realized the fire was out hours ago. Pretty.

"This product uses free software distributed under the terms of the GPLv3" is not a phrase I expected to see in the spec sheet for a flashlight

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Restaurants have started selling their in-house stuff as groceries to make ends meet, and they used a juice bottle to hold sour cream. It feels vaguely uncomfortable to look at this.

Might fuck around and sneak up to the roof to see if there's any blood moon left

Weird that I've barely touched my mp3 collection after a decade but I've been filling out my record collection

Discovered today that my hand grinder is officially electric screwdriver compatible

Someone give me the cure for catastrophizing

suddenly reminded of the time I was late to turn up to a board game cafe. a friend was there already, so I told my other friend to look for a cyclist named jesse wearing plaid flannel.

there were three jesses in plaid flannel with bike helmets.

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RT ๐Ÿ“… 9th May 2021
๐Ÿฐ Milo
๐Ÿท๏ธ Instagram/

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Before I said "rabbit rabbit rabbit" waking up today I said "Alexa please turn on the lights" and I don't know if that counts or not

Server going down for migration

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Every time I put on the good headphones it feels like a ritual, and also that I should apologize to the headphones because when I demo'd them in the shop I had an acoustically treated setting and in my home I have helluva street noise

Breaking out the good headphones tonight. First up, Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. Second.. Idk, binge Rush? 2112 -> Farewell to Kings -> Hemispheres always does me right.

Going to give kernelcare+ a go on the new machine. Once that's working I'll start migrating services.

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